More begging for help for Userpics

[candidevoltaire]

Since it was pointed out that it would be helpful to have an idea of what kind of theme or some sort of direction I would like to have in my userpics, here's my muddled thoughts on what I'm looking for and what I've liked elsewhere:

• Images that relate to the book by Voltaire, which basically means French/German, mid-18th Century satirical. Whatever that means.
• Anything irreverent/sarcastic/satirical, etc would be cool.
• I also tend to like the various anime/manga standard  emotional expressions. Like the sticking-out-tongue, "Beh!" ("Beh!" is copyrighted by Telf and used without permission) expression. Having noticed I have this handy Scrapbook thing, I've made an Anime Icons to better illustrate what I mean.

OK, now that I've given some ideas, please take pity on me and point me in the right direction or be nice and make some for me.  I really hate my lack of artistic talent...